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Laura
31 August 2009 @ 01:48 pm
 
 
Laura
Ok ok, I know I suck for not posting about my boyfriend before this, but........*thinks*.....*sprains brain*....ok so I don't have a good excuse, Im just lazy as hell.

Ok, so how does one start about the man of her dreams?...hmmmmmmmm....*thinks really really hard*......*feels something pop in my brain* ok someone remind me to stop doing that.

We met about 2 months ago online (which for some, I know doesn't count since I haven't met him in person, but it does to me) in this virtual world, where I was working as a sex slave (believe it or not). Im not even sure how it happened, we started out as friends just chatting & all...& then one thing leads to another, & we've been a couple for a month. And yes we've talked outside of this world too, so I know Im not completely delusional.

He has got to be the absolute sweetest guy Ive ever met in my entire life!!!! I didn't think it was possible to find everything Ive ever wanted in one man, but here it is.

Ok girls, here's the juice. He's 23, german (so yes amazingly hot accent......WOOOOOT), about 6'3", brown hair, green eyes, & he's studying in the IT field (which is too fuckin awesome since I know nothing about anything related to technology). He makes me laugh to no end, which is awesome cause anyone that knows me knows that I find a sense of humour the most attractive quality about anyone.
He's so amazingly sweet...he calls me spatzi which is german for little sparrow  ^.^
He's incredibly sensitive & caring...which is awesome, cause I don't want a man that's a hard ass like my father.
And he's great with kids (his nieces & nephews) which is seriously like the hotest thing ever. He was talking to me one day & he had his one niece on his shoulders, tickling his other niece, & let his nephew steal his keyboard & start talking to me.....HOW FUCKIN CUTE IS THAT?!?! I only wish he had a webcam on at the time, cause I swear I would have died laughing.

I swear you guys, he has absolutely stolen my heart & I can't get him off my mind no matter what I do.

Um...I think that's it...can't really think of anything else....um.....did I mention that I would choose him over Sam & Dean anyday of the week?!
Well, I just did.

I guess that's it though, if you guys have any questions just pop'em here & I'll do like a Q&A post.

xxoo  ; )
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Laura
12 March 2007 @ 11:40 am
OMG YOU GUYS IM SUCH A HORRIBLE PERSON!!!!!!!!!!

I don't even know how long Ive been away, but Im horrible for not being on & not talking to my girls.

There is a very good reason I swear...he's 23 & lives in Germany...need I say more?!

SQUEEEEEEEEE

Ok, shit, I gotta get ready for work. I don't know if Ill be on more because he's taking up my whole world now, which I know isn't good, but SQUEEEEEE

Anyway, I totally love you guys & I feel horrible for being away soo long

*molsets entire flist*
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Laura
04 January 2007 @ 09:13 pm
HA  
OK fuck it!!! 

Yes my brain is still in holiday mode, but jesus fuck dude wake up!!. I miss my girls way too much...I don't think there is any possible way I can stay away longer from you guys. But, since I am a super, super lazy creature, I don't really feel like checking any of the posts Ive missed. I am gonna start reading everything from January 5th onward.....problem?...no?...good! *beams*
If there is anything though that is significant in your lives or just something really nifty cool (*facepalm* omg I can't believe I said nifty), then just give me a heads up & I'll totally check it out.

*massive hugs & kisses to everyone* God I missed you guys. Life is just not as insanely good with out you!!!!
 
 
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Laura
06 December 2006 @ 08:56 pm
*breaths slowly* Ok, so by now, you all know that im bi & you've all heard the story about when I told my mum (who was absolutely fabulous).

Well, I kinda told my father today. I asked him (for some stupid fuckin reason) what he would say if I said I had a girlfriend. He just blinked & said, in the 'Im really disappointed in you'  voice, "I need to digest this"

*buries head in pillow* ...god...why did I tell him?! Why did I think my ultra conservative father would understand?!

How great do I feel right now?!...I just wanna crawl into a hole & die!!
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Laura
03 December 2006 @ 09:31 pm
Happy Birthday to my girl,  ladymango

You rock so hard!! Hope you had an absolute spanken day
 
 
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Laura
22 November 2006 @ 09:09 pm
I wanna say something very special to the only guy on my flist...so ya, he needs to luvin surrounded by fangirls like this

HAPPY BIRTHDAY jebusman
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Laura
21 November 2006 @ 12:13 am
1)   HAPPY 20th BIRTHDAY
to my amazing girlfriend Jamie (star_dancer54 ). Hope you have an amazing day hunny & Im sorry I can't be there to celebrate with you.

2)  Happy Anniversary to my girl Jamie too. We've been together for a month....ok so it doesn't sound like a big deal....BUT IT IS TO ME *beams*
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Laura
12 November 2006 @ 01:27 pm
*whimpers* ...ok, let me fill you in.  A while ago, my friend Jacki got me hooked on NCIS, & I now have season 1 on dvd.

Well, my awesome friend Tallie, burned seasons 2 & 3 for me. She gave them to me when I saw her at wincon & I was so fucken excited to finally have them, & we watched the first couple of eps on her laptop.

So, I just got around to trying them on my computer today.......& THEY DON'T WORK!!!! There's sound, but no picture. They won't even play on my goddamn dvd player. *flails* *sobs hystarically*


ETA: omg trollprincess  ...jenn *massive huggles* you fuckin rock girl!!! Anything you need, I swear it's your's. Need a kidney at all?!
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Laura
10 November 2006 @ 08:52 pm
slytherinblack  has a poll:

does birth order have anything to do with your favourite winchester?

Go check it out & pimp people!!
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